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Judging a Book by its Title: Romantasy/Sci-fi Edition

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The cover of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas

It’s possible I had too much fun with the last one of these, so I’m back with another one. The original intent was just to keep it to pure fantasy books because I read a lot of fantasy, but many of those titles don’t strike me as silly or on-the-nose enough to run with for my fake blurbs. I suppose I could pick many of Sir Pterry’s books, but they’re invalidated by the fact that I’ve either read it or know enough of his style to potentially have a decent guess as to what he was getting at. Branching back into romance got me marginally closer to the kinds of titles I need to really make a post like this work. Also, full disclosure: I picked a sci-fi book because it has the exact style and title I’m looking for. Also, unless it’s hard sci-fi, there are a lot of similarities between fantasy and sci-fi anyway.

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Cherry Blossoms in the GTA: Spring, Transience and International Relations

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Cole-Jonathon Neophytou via Shutterstock

We’re on Cherry Blossom Watch everyone!

What is that? Well, that’s when the City of Toronto and its surrounding areas wait with anticipation for the cherry blossom trees in High Park and elsewhere around the city to bloom.

Cherry blossoms (桜 Sakura in Japanese, 벚꽃 Beotkkok in Korean, 櫻花 Yīng Huā in Chinese, etc.) are small five-petal flowers that are often associated with the color pink, but they come in other colors as well, like white. They’re native to areas in east Asia but they’ve been planted all over the world. They’re the national flower of Japan and they bloom for a short period each spring. In our neck of the woods that usually means late April early May, depending on the weather. They can be seen most famously in High Park, but they can also be found in other places around the city, like Toronto Island and Exhibition Place.

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Judging a Book by its Title: Romance Novel Edition

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The Cover of Her Billion Dollar Bump by Dani Collins

I’ve missed Valentine’s Day by a couple of weeks, and Maya’s unusual romance novel post for it was as fantastic as we’ve all come to expect, but I have an idea, darn it, and I’m not letting it go to waste! It’s time for what might become the first of many Judging a Book by its Title posts, in which I source the silliest titles of a specific genre from my colleagues and then come up with my own back-of-the-book blurb for it before reading anything about the book. In this case, I’ve chosen to aim my snark at romance novels. Filling the new fiction display and coming across Her Billion Dollar Bump by Dani Collins inspired this bit of silliness. A lot of Dani Collins‘ titles could fit this post, honestly. No shame on you if these books are your jam, though! We carry them for a reason, and they’re here to be enjoyed, I only hope my having some fun with the silly titles doesn’t offend their readers. And if any of my takes on what the title could be are more interesting to you than the accurate description, please give me a shout-out in the acknowledgements section of the best-seller you write from my prompt1.

A disclaimer: I am not a romance reader. My takes on these titles are going to be based off of those same tropes that Maya was specifically avoiding in her post2. Am I making these books sillier than they really are? It’s possible, some might even say probable. But when you see some of the titles I’m working with, I think you’ll understand where I’ve come from.

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