Well… I feel like this was bound to happen eventually. As I like to quote, “time is a weird soup.” And not to toot my own horn or anything, but since we’re all here, what better time to invite you all to a pseudo-online birthday party of which I have just planned and decided on? Of course, a lady never reveals her age or something like that, but maybe, if you put on your party detective hats, my birthday party picks will give you some useful clues.